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Tonight, over pizza, Arie asked about flirting, so

haddayr demonstrated how women flirt.

"But how do men flirt?" he asked.

"Hmm," said Haddayr. "That's a good question. How do men flirt?"

"They climb up in trees," Éiden shouted. "And poop!"

Overheard from the back seat as I drove the boys home from swimming lessons.

Éiden: What if you pooped in your buttt?!

Arie: That's ridiculous, Éiden. You can't poop in your butt. In fact, poop comes out of your butt. Only someone else could poop in your butt!

Arie and Éiden: Bwah-hah-hah-haaaaaah!!!!

From there, they moved on to the question of, "What if Godzilla pooped all over your house?". My kids? They only tackle the deep stuff. Deep, as in doodoo, that is.