Eventually, the conversation always turns to poop.

[janradder]

Overheard from the back seat as I drove the boys home from swimming lessons.

Éiden: What if you pooped in your buttt?!

Arie: That's ridiculous, Éiden. You can't poop in your butt. In fact, poop comes out of your butt. Only someone else could poop in your butt!

Arie and Éiden: Bwah-hah-hah-haaaaaah!!!!

From there, they moved on to the question of, "What if Godzilla pooped all over your house?". My kids? They only tackle the deep stuff. Deep, as in doodoo, that is.

Comments

[sacwentie.livejournal.com]

gross.
Yet I still want to EAT THEM UP.

[janradder.livejournal.com]

It was pretty nasty, though highly amusing.

[mia-mcdavid.livejournal.com]

Man, what a shitty life.....

[janradder.livejournal.com]

It's a regular poop-fest around here.

[theryk.livejournal.com]

My ten year-old is one of the planet's biggest Godzilla fans...


...we had that same conversation a few years ago...

[janradder.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised it took them this long to ask the question -- poop and Godzilla are two of my boys' most popular conversation starters (they're 4 and almost 7).

[theryk.livejournal.com]

Tell them Godzilla's Poop glows in the dark and watch the jokes and giggling commence...

[janradder.livejournal.com]

I will definitely try that.

[st-writes.livejournal.com]

Nothing funnier than poop. Or butts.

[janradder.livejournal.com]

Or farts! They're the scatological trinity.

[st-writes.livejournal.com]

Farts rule!

[deanarae.livejournal.com]

Sadly, the conversation at my place of work frequently turns to poop... and that's without kids being involved.

[janradder.livejournal.com]

Poop and poop jokes are the glue which holds humankind together.