We have such lovely dinner conversation in our house.

[janradder]

Tonight, over pizza, Arie asked about flirting, so haddayr demonstrated how women flirt.

"But how do men flirt?" he asked.

"Hmm," said Haddayr. "That's a good question. How do men flirt?"

"They climb up in trees," Éiden shouted. "And poop!"

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[mia-mcdavid.livejournal.com]

...thinkin' that would be a turnoff for me...

[janradder.livejournal.com]

We brought up that possibility but Éiden didn't think it was very likely.

[sacwentie.livejournal.com]

That would win my heart in a SECOND!

[janradder.livejournal.com]

Well he knows how to charm the ladies.

[silk-noir.livejournal.com]

Eiden is at the POOP! stage, obviously.

That doesn't mean he's wrong, however.

[janradder.livejournal.com]

He's been at that stage for a few years now. I don't think it's going to be passing any time soon (he still has yet to discover the full hilarity of farts, though).

[joelarnold.livejournal.com]

Best answer ever!

[janradder.livejournal.com]

He has a way with words.

[st-writes.livejournal.com]

Wise beyond his years.

[janradder.livejournal.com]

Now if only I could get him to wipe when he's done.

[st-writes.livejournal.com]

If his flirting is successful, he'll find someone else to do that for him.... eek.

[janradder.livejournal.com]

Or perhaps it'll attract someone who won't mind when he doesn't.

[rsheslin.livejournal.com]

I am thanking the Powers That Be that I wasn't attempting to drink anything when I read this.

:D

[janradder.livejournal.com]

Éiden will be at our house all month, doing shows nightly.

[lemon-as-always.livejournal.com]

I have to ask - was there any clarification as to why the pooping was to be done from up a tree?

[janradder.livejournal.com]

For optimum impact? Just guessing here.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_stranger_here/]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

We have not evolved so far beyond our poo-flinging simian ancestors.

[janradder.livejournal.com]

No, we haven't, which is why I find the ending of Vonnegut's Galapagos so funny.

(And if you're ever looking for a good poop joke, Éiden's your man)