Overheard from the back seat as I drove the boys home from swimming lessons.
Éiden: What if you pooped in your buttt?!
Arie: That's ridiculous, Éiden. You can't poop in your butt. In fact, poop comes out of your butt. Only someone else could poop in your butt!
Arie and Éiden: Bwah-hah-hah-haaaaaah!!!!
From there, they moved on to the question of, "What if Godzilla pooped all over your house?". My kids? They only tackle the deep stuff. Deep, as in doodoo, that is.
Éiden: What if you pooped in your buttt?!
Arie: That's ridiculous, Éiden. You can't poop in your butt. In fact, poop comes out of your butt. Only someone else could poop in your butt!
Arie and Éiden: Bwah-hah-hah-haaaaaah!!!!
From there, they moved on to the question of, "What if Godzilla pooped all over your house?". My kids? They only tackle the deep stuff. Deep, as in doodoo, that is.