I have always hated Valentine's Day

[janradder]

On Valentine's Day, in 1989, because neither of us had ever had girlfriends, my friend Mike and I threw wads of wet toilet paper (some filled with a variety of different food condiments) and water filled condoms from our eighth floor window in New York at all the happy couples we saw walking down the street.

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[janradder.livejournal.com]

I just thought it was too long (and maybe a bit bitter). Yeah, Haddayr gave me flowers one year. I threw 'em out the window at couple that was holding hands and making goo-goo eyes at each other.