janradder

Via a Facebook meme:

Nicknames: Poopsie Buns-buns, Killer, Snot-nose, Booger-butt -- I could go on but I'd just be bragging.

Do you drink: All the time. If I didn't I'd become severely dehydrated.

Shampoo or conditioner: I don't know -- I can't see the bottle you're holding.

Have you ever gone skinny dipping: No -- I've never been skinny.

Have you ever been convicted of a crime?: Only the crime of loving you too damn much.

Do drugs?: Do drugs what? Work? Sometimes, I guess.

One pillow or two?: Yeah, wouldn't you like to know.

Favorite Type of Music: That music that they used to play in the Irish Spring commercial. It's very Irish.

Words or phrases you overuse: The, a, and, of, in, antidisestablishmentarianism.

Piercing or tattoos: Yes.

Favorite town to chill in: Barneo, on the Arctic Ice Sheet. It's quite chilly there.

Would you rather take pictures or be in pictures? I would never take pictures without asking because that would be stealing.

Favorite Perfume/Cologne: Morning Breeze.

Favorite Song at the moment: ? "Bring out the Hellmann's"

Loudest person you know: The crazy naked man who's yelling outside on the street. Oh, wait, that would be me.

Craziest person or silliest you know: I'd say the same but there's another guy out here who puts me to shame.

Favorite Holiday: Poultry Day on March 19th.

Sunrise or sunset? why?: Well, in the morning it's a sunrise and in the evening it's a sunset. Why? Do you expect me to tell you everything? Go look it up yourself if you're so damn interested, Copernicus.

What is your most prominent emotion?: My chin.

When was the last time you laughed for no reason?: I always laugh for no reason. In fact, I'm doing it right now.

How do you feel about your body?: With my hands.

How far would you go for a friend?: It depends on how far away the friend was and whether he or she owed me money, I guess.

What is your motto in life? Reverberate rhythmically.

This was done for Facebook but I decided to post it here as well.

I'm not tagging anyone for this, but here are the rules anyway:

Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.

(To do this, go to "notes" under tabs (+) on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your 25 random things, tag 25 people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.)

All-righty -- here we go!

1. When I was in second grade, I noticed water pouring from the roof of the school during recess. It was winter, but warm, so all the snow that had collected on top of the roof was melting and streaming over the edge. I thought the best thing to do was stand underneath the falling water and tell anyone who passed by that I was taking a shower. The playground aide stood by and watched me as I pretended to lather up and rinse my hair, until recess was over. Then, she took me to the office and the principal called my mother.

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