Éiden's Morning Threats

[janradder]

After suffering some unknown slight or injustice this morning, Éiden stood in the kitchen doorway and declared to the room, "I will take off my pants!"

After his threat was met with no response he yelled, "Fine.  Then I will put the tag in the front!"  He then twisted his pajama bottoms around, without taking them off,  so that the tag was indeed in the front, and marched off, triumphant.

Comments

[xjenavivex.livejournal.com]

::giggles::

and i will comb my hair in the other direction today!

[janradder.livejournal.com]

I will make myself incredibly uncomfortable, like give myself a wedgie -- that'll teach you!

[xjenavivex.livejournal.com]

::cracks up::

see how defiant i am! I am putting my left shoe on my right foot. down with the system! down with the man!

[maggiesox.livejournal.com]

No lie, I just laughed so hard at that that my husband is looking at me funny. I am totally adopting that threat.

[janradder.livejournal.com]

He's pulled that threat out before -- it's pretty hard to keep a straight face when he does it.

[justinhowe.livejournal.com]

I remember when I used to just threaten people with "taking off my pants".

Now look at me...

[janradder.livejournal.com]

Good lord! I had no idea the path he was heading down.

[haddayr.livejournal.com]

You forgot to mention that you an I both managed to look totally bored and uninterested the whole time, and neither of us so much as cracked a smile.

I deserve an Oscar.

[silk-noir.livejournal.com]

No shit.

Ah-nold would be envious of that musuclar capacity.

Especially with the first one, I used to have to poke my head into the other room and laugh behind the doorjamb....

When did Eiden turn 3?

[haddayr.livejournal.com]

September.

He's full-out THREE.

[janradder.livejournal.com]

There have been quite a few times when I haven't been able to make it to the other room in time (like the night Éiden began telling Arie to "smell my finger.")

[janradder.livejournal.com]

I really don't know how I managed to keep a straight face.

[xjenavivex.livejournal.com]

yes you do!

[deanarae.livejournal.com]

Well, he sure showed you!

[janradder.livejournal.com]

Yes he did. We'll know next time to take his threats of personal discomfort seriously.