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[janradder]

My asswipe neighbor's canoe is now lying in the alley.  God,I hope it didn't hurt anyone when it fell.

I also hope someone takes it and enjoys a free canoe!

Edited Later:
It's gone!  Someone did take it!  Yay!  Today, I love living in a crime zone!

Comments

[geniusofevil.livejournal.com]

oh man! I wanted a free canoe.

So, how did the canoe fall and fromst where?

[janradder.livejournal.com]

I feel sort of bad for wishing ill upon this person but, my lord is he an ass.

[haddayr.livejournal.com]

Why do you feel bad for wishing ill on him? My GOD. He's ill-wishing-worthy if ever there was a reason for ill-wishing. Which there is. The fucker assaulted you for god sakes.

I sorta wish _I'd_ been the one to steal the canoe, now.

[janradder.livejournal.com]

I just said "sort of" bad -- doesn't mean I'm not extremely happy someone has themselves a new canoe tonight.

[haddayr.livejournal.com]

OMG how much do you want to bet he pounds on our door, fuming, when he notices that it's missing?

[janradder.livejournal.com]

I know. When I saw him putting the canoe back on the roof the first time I could swear he was pissed at me because I somehow caused the wind to blow it down.

[haddayr.livejournal.com]

yay yay yay yay yay

I suggest editing your last post with this info.

The cool kids write: "ETA," which means: "Edited to Add."

You have MADE my DAY. I am so glad that asshole's canoe got stolen. YAY!

[janradder.livejournal.com]

Oh, you know I've never been one of the cool kids.

I am glad to have made your day with the news, though.