Jesus is Lord of the University of Minnesota

[janradder]

I saw this on a banner hanging from the front of a building mixed in with sorority and frat houses.  Upon reading it I was immediately greeted with the image of Jesus walking through Dinkytown being greeted by college students -- "G'day, sire,"  "After you, m'lord" -- and lots of bowing and genuflecting.  Jesus sitting in on planning meetings for future course offerings.  "Yes, I like the Virginia Woolf overview but lets look at this Dostoyevsky class -- much too pedantic."  "Of course, m'lord."

You'd think Jesus would want to set  his sights higher.