AAAAARRGHHHHHH!

[janradder]

My son, Éiden, has spent the past TWO HOURS in the bathroom.  No, I am not exaggerating.  In fact, I am maybe giving a conservative estimate.  This would be fine, I guess if it weren't a daily occurrence.  Never in my wildest imaginings did I ever think I would spend the bulk of my time uttering the words, "Éiden, you need to wipe your bottom now," until I'd gotten a headache from it.