AAAAARRGHHHHHH!

[janradder]

My son, Éiden, has spent the past TWO HOURS in the bathroom.  No, I am not exaggerating.  In fact, I am maybe giving a conservative estimate.  This would be fine, I guess if it weren't a daily occurrence.  Never in my wildest imaginings did I ever think I would spend the bulk of my time uttering the words, "Éiden, you need to wipe your bottom now," until I'd gotten a headache from it.

Comments

[buymeaclue.livejournal.com]

Maybe he's just trying to finish his book?

Not that I've ever done that.

not for two hours, anyway

[janradder.livejournal.com]

I do know he often composes songs while sitting.

[deanarae.livejournal.com]

He's probably just trying to make the news. Tell him you'll come back in 2 years to check on him.

[janradder.livejournal.com]

He finally clocked in at 3 hours. A new record! Yay?

[rosefox]

(here via ccfinlay)

I used to do that when I was trying to get out of doing chores. "You guys start cleaning up from dinner, I'll be out in just a minute..."

[janradder.livejournal.com]

The problem is he's only 3 and so has no chores. He just thinks that sitting on the toilet is fun (I guess).

[rosefox]

There are so many more destructive hobbies one could have.

At the very least you and haddayr can feel proud of having successfully made toilet training fun!