Another reason why I hate Yuppies

Yesterday, in searching for a sugar-free dessert for haddayr's birthday, I ventured to dreaded location of Whole Foods.  There I watched Yuppies wearing organic cotton, buying their "green" 7th Generation cleaning supplies, purchasing organic produce and humanely raised beef and carefully placing each of their purchases into "earth-friendly" tote bags.  When they were done, they walked out of the store, reusable totes in hand and a sense of  environment-saving satisfaction on their lips, to get into one of the countless huge-ass, 5 miles-to-the-gallon SUV's that filled the parking lot as far as the eye could see.

This is the third time this morning

I've unsuccessfully tried to clean the scroll ball on our mighty mouse.  It is also the sixth or seventh time I've had to clean it in the last week.  If I don't clean it, the ball scrolls up, left and right, but not down.  This is a common problem with Apple's mighty mouse which indicates it's more than likely a design flaw.  Of course, it might also help IF SOMEONE WOULD STOP EATING POPCORN WHEN SHE USES THE COMPUTER.