I just couldn't not buy this:

[janradder]

It was brewed by the Shmaltz Brewing Company.  Written on the neck of the bottle is "Chutzpah never tasted so good" and on the bottom of the cardboard case it says, "Like your Bubbe's chicken soup, there's no preservatives (or gefilte fish) added."  Here is the origin story:

Why is this beer different from all other beers?  In the beginning, there was an idea, and it was god.  A Gourmet Kosher Microbrew to celebrate the bounty of our  own American land of milk and honey.  Our first creation is Genesis Ale, a rich, smooth, and distinctive light brown ale.  A smidgen of Middle East, a dash of American West. . . Then we tasted it, and it was very good.  After 5000 years of civilization, finally a microbrew with the chutzpah to call itself The Chosen Beer.  From the Golden Gate to the City of Gold, may HE'BREW join in the blessings of you lives. . . . To Life!  L'Chaim!

 

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HE'BREW

[(Anonymous)]

Hey Jan. This is Zak from Shmaltz Brewing Company, the makers of HE'BREW Beer. Just wanted to say thanks for the shoutout and glad you enjoyed the brew. L'Chaim!

Re: HE'BREW

[janradder.livejournal.com]

You're welcome!