Dear dog owner:

[janradder]

Just because I am standing in the dog food aisle of a pet food store does not mean that I enjoy having your dog shove his nose up my ass and in my crotch.

Comments

[sacwentie.livejournal.com]

Oh how I love to read about your ass and crotch.

[geniusofevil.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[janradder.livejournal.com]

I've thought and thought and thought about what I could say to possibly respond to that but I've still got nothin'.

[sacwentie.livejournal.com]

Haha, well thanks so much for putting in the time and effort!

[jamiam.livejournal.com]

That's dog for "Hello, what is your name?"

[jamiam.livejournal.com]

If you would only bend down and take your face-licking like a real man, at least your crotch could escape unharmed.

[janradder.livejournal.com]

I don't think I would, but then again I'm not really the biggest fan of dogs.

[geniusofevil.livejournal.com]

you know you like it

[janradder.livejournal.com]

No, I really don't.