Best Automated Phone Message Ever

[janradder]

On hold with Apple:

"If this is a life-threatening emergency, call XXX-XXXX."

If I'm calling Apple with a life-threatening emergency, I'm probably too stupid to survive anyway.

Comments

[fengi.livejournal.com]

Hmn. I wonder if not being able to stream "Guy Hit in the Nuts" on the iPhone counts as life-threatening to some.

[janradder.livejournal.com]

Perhaps a life where you are not able to stream "Guy Hit in the Nuts" falls under the category of "a life not worth living," hence it would be life-threatening.