Tuesdays or Wednesdays are Shopping Days or, My Life with Aquatic Biology

[janradder]

As I travel the aisles of our local grocery stores, I have with me two remoras attached to the shopping cart.  These are not your ordinary, run-of-the-mill  remoras, however.  Instead of passively moving along with the cart as most remoras do, they battle me for control of said object, pushing and pulling against the direction in which I am heading.  If I leave the cart unattended, they begin to move it along on their own into oncoming people and stationary displays.  At times one or both will detach from the cart and start to wander vaguely about, oblivious to the fact that the cart has moved on and that they are placing themselves in the path of oncoming carts and people.  When it is time to load the groceries into the trunk of the car, the remoras once again detach and position themselves directly in front of the trunk so that I have to lift the bags up over them.  Don't believe what you may have heard or read elsewhere -- remoras are not helpful animals.

Comments

[vee-ecks.livejournal.com]

I don't think I like your wife, anymore.

[janradder.livejournal.com]

In spite of her penchant for belting out Whitney Houston ballads, she has a lot of other redeeming qualities. That Whitney Houston thing is a pretty big strike against her, though.

[vee-ecks.livejournal.com]

Oh, if I held everything Evonne likes and I think is ridiculous against her...I'd be nineteen years old and moved on to a new, cooler girlfriend long ago, I guess.

The other day, I shit you not, we were driving down the road and she was singing along with "Fergalicious." And, um...I'm not a great singer, but she's completely tone-deaf. And can't remember lyrics to save her life.

I guess I could say "I love her, anyway," but I actually kinda love all that, too, the more I stay with her.

[haddayr.livejournal.com]

In my defense, it was "Savin' All My Love For You."

[vee-ecks.livejournal.com]

Well, thank god for that. If it had been "The Greatest Love of All," I think I might have wept.