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May. 14th, 2009 04:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
janradderToday at the coffee shop, there was a man sitting next to me who: 1) refused to chew his food with his mouth closed; 2) ate his breakfast at a very leisurely pace; and 3) sucked his teeth and smacked his lips between bites, so that he sounded exactly like my dog licking his lips.
It was all I could to to keep from turning to him and yelling, "My god, man -- do you have no decency? Will you just fucking stop smacking you lips?!" I even went so far as to bite my finger so hard I thought I might have bruised it because he was so maddening. Thankfully, another table opened up and I quickly took it, because the guy sat at his table for another couple hours and had I stayed, I might not be writing this at he moment because I would be locked up in jail for assault and battery.
It was all I could to to keep from turning to him and yelling, "My god, man -- do you have no decency? Will you just fucking stop smacking you lips?!" I even went so far as to bite my finger so hard I thought I might have bruised it because he was so maddening. Thankfully, another table opened up and I quickly took it, because the guy sat at his table for another couple hours and had I stayed, I might not be writing this at he moment because I would be locked up in jail for assault and battery.
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