Since today is St. Patrick's Day,

[janradder]

I plan on honoring my Irish ancestors who don't exist by drinking nothing but green beer and Shamrock Shakes and eating bowl upon bowl of Lucky Charms, the official breakfast cereal of Ireland. Then, when I'm good and tanked and ready to burst, I'll stumble out of the house and puke green vomit on my front lawn. Afterwards, I'll slice a piece of soap off me bar o' Irish Spring, and freshen up, then lay back on the couch to catch up on the adventures of the Irish superhero, Green Lantern.

Comments

[justinhowe.livejournal.com]

*barf*

[janradder.livejournal.com]

Barf filled with pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars and green clovers?

[jamiam.livejournal.com]

I'm playing with my pet snake. TAKE THAT, SAINT PATRICK.

[janradder.livejournal.com]

And eating Lucky Charms?

[joelarnold.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmm....Lucky Charms....

[janradder.livejournal.com]

Be careful -- I've heard they make green clovers shoot out of your eyes.