How to start an argument with a 3 year old

[janradder]

Say something absolutely and horribly rude, condescending and insulting as well as opinionated and subjective such as, "Oh, it's raining outside."

Comments

[silk-noir.livejournal.com]

Why, Sir! I do believe you speak from personal experience!

[janradder.livejournal.com]

Why ever would you think that?

[st-writes.livejournal.com]

There is little you can say that a three year old will not be ready to argue wih.