Hey -- I got it

[janradder]

Let's have an election where we ignore issues and instead concentrate on who'd the biggest celebrity.  I don't know about you, but that's something that's always concerned me more than war, health care, recession, gas prices or the energy crisis.

(I'm sure I forgot something there but, seriously, who gives a crap.  I'd rather know if it's McCain or Obama who's more like Paris or Britney)