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[janradder]

I keep getting junk mail addressed to me offering "professional" discounts for magazine subscriptions and credit card applications "for professionals." 

What kind of "professional" do these people think I am?  Lay-about?  Free-loader?  Pain-in-the-ass?  Cat-wrangler?  Would someone please let me know?  Thanks.

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[sacwentie.livejournal.com]

Pain-in-the-ass, I think.

[dryadjuna.livejournal.com]

It was your livejournal post with the brilliant business plan for motivational cat posters. Any logical salesperson would presume you are a professional entrepreneur.

[janradder.livejournal.com]

Ahh. Then it would be professional Dork.