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Every time I read a statement uttered by Sarah Palin, I feel as if I'm navigating a complex series of mazes that twist and turn over and into themselves. I keep having to go back and retrace my steps as I search for whatever meaning she meant to convey with her words and in the end, when I'm finally finished, I find that I'm back where I started -- nowhere.

Go ahead, call me an elitist

But this is the funniest thing I've seen on undecided voters:

The Stupid Vote (with apologies to Cubs fans)