Here's a new threat

It's from my six year old:

"Fine.  Then I'll poop in my pants!"

He then proceeded to grunt and grimace to carry out said threat.

"I guess I can't go," he said, angrily.

Random comments from my offspring overheard while attempting a largely unsuccessful nap

"My God, Daddy is an idiot!  He said this was easy, but it wasn't!"

"I am the God of Light -- I can do anything but make thunderstorms!"

*sigh* "Oh, Arie.  Give it to me and let me try." *sigh*

"This stupid thing is GARBAGE!"

"Huh -- Maybe I am the God of Thunder!"