Éiden is driving me absolutely insane today

He has decided that he needs to whine about nearly everything and when met with the slightest hint of difficulty, he shrieks and screams like an infant.  To top it all off, each time he is left alone with his brother he starts spitting on the floor or the couch or whatever else is around and handy. Any takers for a whining, shrieking, spitting three year old?

It is next to impossible to take a nap

 . . . when you are woken every five to ten minutes by shouts of "No!  Stop it!  Knock it off!  Leave me alone!," maniacal laughter, loud thudding sounds coming from overhead, and toys being shoved under your nose with cries of "What's this? What'sthis?What'sthis?"