2 Legged Dog

Our paperhad a short write-up about this.

My life as a Star Trek episode

                                                                                          

	This is me.	This is one of my kids.
Lately, when I talk to my kids,  I feel like I'm Captain Kirk in that episode where he keeps phasing in and out of existence.  I tell them to do something, but no one can hear me because I'm this ghost floating in and out of their perceptions, mildly annoying and inconveniencing them.   "What's that?" they ask.  "It looks like Daddy and maybe he's trying to tell us dinner is ready and it's time to sit down at the table, but --  oh well, now he's gone.  Let's go back to playing.  Lah-dee-dah-dee-dah . . ."