I may have created a monster.

[janradder]

A few days back, I returned from taking the dog out to hear Éiden singing about putting babies in his butt.

"Put a baby in your butt! Put two babies in your butt! Put three babies in your butt!"

And so on, until he'd reached about fifteen babies. So that afternoon, I played the Eddie Murphy song, "Boogie in Your Butt," for the boys. Today, the boys spent about half an hour singing about putting things in your butt (Arie pulled out his very best Simon Barsinister voice for the occasion) while they got dressed and ate breakfast. Oh well, it's a change from the poop jokes.

Comments

[snurri.livejournal.com]

That Eddie Murphy song is absurdist genius. "Put a Christmas Tree in your butt!"

[janradder.livejournal.com]

It really is. Oddly, the line that got the biggest laugh out of the boys (and which they repeat over and over) was "Put some dust in your butt." I don't know why, but it nearly had them literally rolling on the floor.

[haddayr.livejournal.com]

Are you SURE this is a change from poop jokes?

[st-writes.livejournal.com]

Obviously. Things going into the butt are so very different than things coming out of the butt.

[janradder.livejournal.com]

So far there's been no mention of poop, so I say yes.

[janradder.livejournal.com]

Exactly. Yet, both can be equally amusing.