Here's a new threat

[janradder]

It's from my six year old:

"Fine.  Then I'll poop in my pants!"

He then proceeded to grunt and grimace to carry out said threat.

"I guess I can't go," he said, angrily.

Comments

[glamberson.livejournal.com]

Man of his word.

[janradder.livejournal.com]

I told him he'd be cleaning it up by himself if he was successful, too. Didn't deter him for a moment.

[glamberson.livejournal.com]

Were you a man of your word?

[janradder.livejournal.com]

I would have been, had he been successful. Alas, there was no poop to be pooped. Maybe later, though. One can always hope.

[st-writes.livejournal.com]

Ha! Of course, if he'd succeeded in carrying it out, it wouldn't be all that funny.

[janradder.livejournal.com]

If he did, he would have been the one cleaning it up, which he knew and still thought it was worth a try.

[justinhowe.livejournal.com]

I can't wait to try this at my next salary review.

[janradder.livejournal.com]

It should certainly get their attention.

[geniusofevil.livejournal.com]

whew!

[janradder.livejournal.com]

I'm just hoping that he doesn't try it again when he has the chance to be successful.

[barthanderson.livejournal.com]

Diabolical! The howler monkey defense.

[janradder.livejournal.com]

Dear lord, he is a howler monkey!

[silk-noir.livejournal.com]

Not to mention the nonagenerian ploy.