Note to the makers of Death Race:
Jul. 15th, 2008 03:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
janradderI have now seen the trailer for your re-do of Death Race 2000 twice and all I can ask is "Why?" Why remake this film? Why turn it into some crappy cross-breed of The Fast and the Furious and The Running Man? Did you watch the original and think, "Gee, this would be a great movie if we just got rid of all the campiness and black humor"?
People who are so hard up for new ideas that they have to cannibalize other movies simply to turn a dollar should be strapped into movie seats and forced to watch and re-watch a Tron marathon until their souls sink into the depths of the sticky gummi bear/coke/popcorn mixture that resides at their feet and they swear to never even look at camera again for fear of being forced to sit through a Pauly Shore retrospective.
People who are so hard up for new ideas that they have to cannibalize other movies simply to turn a dollar should be strapped into movie seats and forced to watch and re-watch a Tron marathon until their souls sink into the depths of the sticky gummi bear/coke/popcorn mixture that resides at their feet and they swear to never even look at camera again for fear of being forced to sit through a Pauly Shore retrospective.
