Jesus: Lord. Messiah. Spammer.

[janradder]

I just got a piece of spam from Jesus trying to sell me authentic Swiss Rolexes.

Comments

[michaeljasper.livejournal.com]

Well, he would know if they're authentic, right?

[janradder.livejournal.com]

If you can't trust the Lord, who can you trust?

[rsheslin.livejournal.com]

You mean he has a side job? I thought he was just into carpetry.

[albionidaho.livejournal.com]

I guess the economy is that bad if a good portion of the western world's Lord and Savior needs a side job.

[janradder.livejournal.com]

I suppose when you're the son of God you really don't have to limit yourself to just one thing. (Do you think he can get wine stains out?)

[geniusofevil.livejournal.com]

Jesus loves you, buy a Rolex.

[janradder.livejournal.com]

I'm just happy that while he's saving souls, he's also saving them money on cheap watches.

[janradder.livejournal.com]

Maybe he just feels pigeonholed by that whole "Lord and Savior" deal and wants to branch out?